Free "Diary of a Unicorn" Books For Blog Readers

Hi sexy people!  Now that my fourth book (Diary of a Unicorn: Rise and Fall) in the series has been published (and it's pretty fucking hot!), I am running a special for my loyal fans.  This is not available to everyone so you will need to email me at tracy@diaryofaunicorn.com to get your copies.  The deal is...buy my fourth book and receive the first three books for free.  This is a limited time offer.  The books are available in kindle, epub, or pdf format.  Payment for the fourth book is $3.99 with the others free.  You will need to pay the $3.99 via PayPal.

Hope to hear from you all soon!

Have a sexy day!
XoXo

Tracy

A Hot Threesome With Sara And Charles

One afternoon I was browsing through my inbox on AFF, and I came across an email from a beautiful redhead.  Her name was Sara.  We sent each other a few emails to get to know each other.  It turns out that she wanted to surprise her boyfriend with a FMF (female/male/female) threesome that night.  After viewing more pictures of both of them, I agreed.

I met Sara at a local Starbucks around 9:00 p.m.  She stood out immediately, a tall, voluptuous redhead.  I approached her and asked, “Are you Sara?”

She turned, smiling, and replied, “I am, and you must be Tracy.”  She leaned forward to give me a hug like a long lost girlfriend.  I knew this was going to be fun.  We took our coffees to an outside table on this warm late summer night.  We chitchatted a little about ourselves, and I learned that Sara’s boyfriend, Charles, was a police officer (I told you that cops and firefighters love swinging).  Unfortunately he didn’t get off of work until midnight.

We sat at Starbucks chatting until they closed and ran us off.  We still had time to kill so we moved to the local Waffle House which was close to Charles’s place.  Near midnight we went to his townhouse, to which Sara had a key.  I was already lusting for her body.  She was gorgeous, and I do prefer women who are more full figured than those who are thin. 

Shortly after we arrived Charles came home.  I know there’s the cliché about men in uniform, but he was fucking hot.  As he walked in Sara said, “Hi baby.  I brought us a present,” pointing to me.  He looked briefly surprised then his eyes flared with excitement.  While he was removing his uniform and taking a shower, I couldn’t wait any longer to get to know Sara on a more intimate level.  She was sitting on the couch, so I stood up, straddled her, and lowered myself to her lap with our crotches touching through the thin shorts we both wore.  Her mouth was as voluptuous as her body, and I hungrily kissed her, licking into her mouth, tasting the sweetness and desire.

That’s how Charles found us when he returned from the bathroom only wearing a towel…which dropped to the floor at the sight before him.  He came over to join us, and Sara and I both turned our heads to his cock between our faces.  Together we licked him up and down while continuing to grind our pussies together.  It was apparent that we needed to lose our clothes, and quickly.

We moved to the bedroom.  Charles wanted to watch initially, so I lay on my back while Sara positioned herself on top of me.  We started off slowly, rubbing and touching each other’s breasts and sucking on nipples.  I have extremely sensitive nipples and can almost come from having them sucked.  We were wrapped around each other kissing and tasting.  She felt wonderful.

I could see Charles in a chair stroking his hard cock.  It isn’t a cliché that all men want an FMF threesome.  I have yet to meet one who doesn’t.  Sara relaxed down on my naked body, and I could almost feel her throbbing clit rubbing against mine.  She adjusted herself a bit lower, and then I really could feel that hot pussy.  Slowly stroking and softly grinding, this was one of my favorite things to do.  There’s nothing that compares to it.  Her wetness mixed with mine.

We spread our legs wide, and Charles dipped his head to where our bodies joined so he could tongue both of our pussies at the same time.  I was so aroused that I don’t even remember changing positions, but Sara rose up and climbed to lower her beautiful cunt to my face.  At the same Charles slid his cock into me.  I was in heaven with a beautiful woman on top of me and a gorgeous man fucking me.

I could tell that Sara was about to come.  She was very vocal, as am I.  As her orgasm swept through her, I could taste her flowing over my tongue.  Charles pulled out, positioned us side by side, and took turns fucking each of us while Sara and I continued kissing and stroking and sucking.  Sliding up my body, Charles positioned himself near my mouth.  I loved licking my juices off of him.  While I gave him head, Sara returned the favor with me, going down on me, thrusting her tongue into me and licking my swollen clit.  Somehow Charles and I ended up coming at the same time, and I tasted his saltiness in my mouth.  My own orgasm took me out of my mind, and I was just riding the waves of pleasure.

Although this get together was just a one-off and not an ongoing thing, it was still definitely time well spent.

Date With Greg

My preferred method of communication until I had established some type of relationship was through Yahoo Instant Messenger.  It was how I kept all of the people straight.  I could make notes under their profile and read through previous messages to remind myself who was who.

Adult Friend Finder is a great resource if you are a woman or even a couple.  It is not so good if you are a man, either gay, bisexual, or straight.  While a man may be lucky to get one contact a month, I would average between 50 and 100 a day.  I quickly learned to sort out the freaks and liars and psychos and only respond to those that seemed like real possibilities.

That is how I met my friend, Greg.  We initially met for coffee and had a good time.  Shortly after he called me to see if I wanted to go to dinner.  We went to a small Mexican restaurant near his house, then back to his house.  Greg is an interesting guy and makes a great FWB.  He’s a few years older than me, has a nice house and responsible job, and I don’t think he’s ever had a serious relationship in his life.  He’s still an avid surfer and takes regular surfing trips out of the country.  He also really likes his marijuana.

The first time chemistry was hot but still very comfortable.  It’s nice to be so compatible with someone and be able to share your fantasies and desires.  He’s a bit of a nudist and exhibitionist.  While we pretended to watch TV, mostly we were making out and removing each other’s clothes.  Soon I was reclined on that leather couch with Greg’s face buried between my legs, licking my clit until I was writhing with pleasure.  As I came, I grabbed his head, holding his mouth in place.

After a brief recovery period, we exchanged places, and I started on what I love to do and am told that I have quite a gift for…sucking cock.  Greg’s was very nice, about seven inches, average thickness.  I liked to take my time.  I think that is one reason that men appreciate my skills, because I truly enjoy it, and I take my time.  I took him deep in my mouth, sliding my tongue from the base to the head while my hands cupped his balls.  I moved my hand up to follow the strokes of my mouth, sliding and turning my hand in time with my mouth.  I love the feeling of an already hard cock getting even harder inside my mouth.  I knew when to back off just a bit to enhance and extend the pleasure.

He slowly pulled me to my feet and walked me into his bedroom with the big king size bed.  While standing, he bent me over the bed so he could enter me from behind.  I was still soaking wet from my own arousal and orgasm.  He felt amazing.  The angle was just right.  I moved to my hands and knees on the edge of the bed while he stayed standing.  Every thrust was deep inside me, and I could feel another climax building.  He was close, too.  He asked me where he could come, and I told him anywhere, so he buried his load deep inside me.

You might be wondering at this point about protection and the swinging lifestyle.  It really runs the gamut.  I would say, though, that probably 75% of my encounters do not use any type of protection.  There is a basic code of swingers to get regularly tested.  I try to get tested at least twice a year, and in all of my years of swinging I have never had even the slightest sexually transmitted disease, and I very rarely use condoms unless the man wants to.  Even in party situations where condoms are available, most people do not use them.  It may seem irresponsible, but there is an unspoken agreement that people in the lifestyle are clean when they are playing.

Greg was a keeper.  He soon became one of my favorite friends with benefits because he was so fun and comfortable and skilled.  If I decided I wanted to get laid, I could call up Greg, and he was usually available, and vice versa.  He also had no romantic expectations, so I could see this working out for years to come.

Lori - Man or Woman...Help Me Decide

I recently had a conversation with a beautiful bisexual woman from Arizona via instant messaging, but at the end I didn’t really know if she was a woman or a man pretending to be a woman.  You decide.

Tracy: Hi Lori, it's Tracy

Lori: Hey there

Tracy: how r u doing this morning?

Lori: I am still a bit tipsy lol. I napped yesterday, then we went out. Can't sleep. I will be hurting today lol

Lori: You seem so much like me. I need a friend that does not judge

Tracy: oh no.  recovery def takes me a lot longer at this age.  lol.  we do seem a lot alike, and it's good to make a friend like that

Tracy: i do have one question tho that may seem odd.  at some point soon, maybe tonight, i would like to do a quick video chat or phone verification so i know u r a woman.  i've been fooled before by idiot men trying to pretend they are women

Lori: I did not mean to ask or imply if your kids were in all this. I guess that sounded odd. I just love your as open as me. I just don't talk about josh knowing

Tracy: oh, it's no issue.  i know my girl have had threesomes, but they just don't live in the lifestyle

Lori: No that's fine. We can video chat or just Skype. I will get josh, my son, to get the cam on this desktop. I used to cam daily when I had my laptop. Was kinda addictive

Tracy: i know the feeling.  i am fighting a wicked cold and look like crap so maybe we could do that tonight?  i'm going wedding dress shopping with my daughter later then taking her to dinner

Lori: Well Josh's one ex gf was not just bi but very open. We talked about it all. All I said was always be honest. Lies and playing with others does not work

Lori: I just think it's great they are cool with it. Like I said. Always wondered how a daughter would take me lol

Tracy: that is so true.  i just had a couple who were close friends of mine in the lifestyle.  they were playing with a guy but my girlfriend started seeing him and then broke up with her man for this other guy

Tracy: i think most of this new generation r much more open and less judgmental than ours

Lori: Ya but I had a friend that her son met a girl and just changed. Just started to judge. I am glad most are open

Tracy: my last real boyfriend was also bi, so that made for a lot of options

Lori: His ex gf and I would go out and we all would rate women lol. Was great

Lori: My ex BF was orally bi

Tracy: of course he was also married and a pathological liar. 

Tracy: that's awesome!

Lori: Ya we mostly met guys. Seemed either they were older or a lot younger. Not sure why it happened that way

Tracy: if u ever want to read my first book, just let me know.  i'll send it to u in a word document so u won't have to buy it

Tracy: it's amazing how many guys r totally straight until u let them know that u like bi guys.  lol

Lori: I would like that. I can buy it. I don't care

Lori: Well I think most guys are curious. That's just me. At some point as teens they try on panties and watch gay porn lol

Tracy: this was a cheap one.  only 99 cents.  it's available on amazon.com.  the title is "The Swinging Lifestyle, Diary of a Unicorn.

Tracy: lol.  so true

Tracy: i don't think anyone is totally gay or totally hetero.  i think there is a spectrum and we all fall on it somewhere

Lori: I agree. If I was lord of the universe I would ask everyone to try it

Tracy: i know, right?  how can u know u hate it if u never try it?

Tracy: it's all in the mind and prejudices

Lori: I knew josh and his best friend, both manly jocks lol. Would help each other. I busted them kinda and josh was all worried he was gay. I asked if he liked girls still and he said hell yes.  So I told him its just life. But make good choices and be safe

Tracy: absolutely.  my daughter and i always talked about her sex life openly.  i'm super close to my daughter

Tracy: if u r on facebook, u can send me a friend request to Tracy Williams Gavin

Lori: I think I had it easier being just us. Kind of us against the world thing. Plus both have enough black mail that neither can talk. Oh lord I won't tell ya the ages I have done lol

Tracy: hell, i had a fling with my older daughter's groomsman the night of the wedding in 2010.  he was 24.  thus leading to our estrangement

Tracy: she set it up and then got pissed at me when i followed through.  she became a real prude after she got married and had a baby

Lori: I have stories like that lol. My sons best friend went into the marines and he kinda set up a going away dream bj thing lol. Matt and Josh used to peek at me and I never cared. So when Matt was leaving.. We all were drinking the day before and josh walked to the store to get more. Kinda setting it up. Well moments later the bj was done lol

Tracy: nice!  my kids all loved it when their friends told them that i was a MILF.  until the 2 older ones became judgmental.

Lori: See growing up josh was weird. If we were on vacation he would actually show me off. But when his friends were over he hated any one to notice me. Now he is older. If we go out he begs me to show off

Tracy: i love that.  hey when u get stupid emails from guys on AFF send them to me so i can add them to my book.  lol

Lori: Love what?   Most of my emails are just crude one liners. Or those trying to be romantic. It's hysterical

Tracy: love that he likes to show u off.  i am using some of the one liners and the poetry/romantic ones.  they crack me up

Tracy: and i love their screen names.  i got one yesterday from "fatfunnyguy" who asked if i have nice toes.  OMG!

Lori: Honey. I never tell people how I dress when we go out. But it's a blast. He says he gets more looks being with a Milf. If he had his way it would be in a micro skirt and blouse with no bra lol

Lori: OMG I love the names. Do they think that we read them and drop out panties over names like "mrcomeallover"

Tracy: that is why this book is going to be so funny for women to read. i've got so many names with their sorry ass emails.  it's gonna take me a while to compile enough and then write and edit it.

Tracy: and i love dicks as much as pussy but do guys really think we are going to respond to 17 pics of their penises?

Lori: Ya I know. Be clever at least lol

Tracy: if they only knew that an intelligent and witty email will get a response from me unless the guy is a troll.  the hottest guy can send me crap and i won't reply

Lori: I am same. To me we can fuck any one. But I like clever and funny and being different

Tracy: so do u have plans for today besides "recovery"?  lol

Lori: Getting in shower in a minute. Have to take my neighbor to church

Lori: She is 78. Had no one  so I take her every Sunday and then food shopping

Lori: I sit in church and wonder which women are secretly wild lol. Which guys are pervs lol

Tracy: that's nice of u.  u know who r the biggest pervs?  cops and firefighters!  lol

Tracy: well i will let u get ready for ur day.  hope u feel better.  i'll be back on tonight after i get home if u want to do a video chat or skype

Lori: Ya have done a few. I did blow a cop once to get out of a ticket lol. I had known him for a while. Just they a mutual friend but he stopped me and I blew him there

Tracy: i would have done the same thing!

Lori: Oh I am enjoying this. Am in the living room in just an old tee wishing my toys were in here lol. Since josh moved in and my laptop crashed it makes it hard to play and be on line.

Tracy: oh that sucks.  im still lying in bed on my laptop

Lori: I still sneek some times in here if he is sleeping lol the getting caught rush is there lol

Tracy: so true

Lori: Ya mom of the year lol

Tracy: lmao.  well im gonna try to take some more cold medicine and a nap.  love chatting with u and will catch u again later tonight i hope

Lori: Some night we can skype. Drink wjne and I will tell you about raising a pervy son solo lol

Tracy: that will be awesome!  bring the toys!

Lori: Hope you feel better

Tracy: thx.  u too.  ttyl

Lori: See toys is what gets me seen and caught by him lol

Tracy: oh well....gotta live life

Lori: Go before I say too much lol

Tracy: lol.  k.  bye

I ended things there because it got kind of weird.  I was always pretty open with my kids, but it seemed like she crossed a few boundaries to me.  Plus I still didn’t know if she was really a woman or just pretending to be.  Any ideas?

Have a sexy day!

XoXo

Tracy

An Early Meet and Greet

An Early Meet and Greet

Back in the day, after a trial at a "real relationship" that didn't work, I decided to get back in the swing of things, so to speak.  Through some friends I learned that there would be a “Meet and Greet” party at a nightclub called Budda’s.  I knew that I would be going, but I was surprised when I mentioned it to my former boyfriend Robert that he wanted to go and check it out.  I happily agreed to go together
.

My new friends Matt and Laura, a couple who had so overwhelmed Robert when I tried to bring him into the lifestyle, were the ones who asked me to go.  It was a run down bar on one side with a strip club on the other side and a door separating the two. 

Before the Meet and Greet, Matt told me that they were getting together with some friends who had a hotel room nearby and asked us to join them.  There were five or six couples there just having what to most people would seem to be an innocent cocktail party.  Innocent at least until you noticed what we were wearing, especially the women.  I had on a tiny white mini skirt with a white corset, some nice fuck-me heels, and nothing else.

We chatted for a while with the other couples.  Now is the time to break some of those stereotypes.  The mix in the hotel room was indicative of the demographic and socioeconomic backgrounds of the majority of people in the lifestyle, at least in my experience.  Most were ages 35-55, middle class, educated, with respectable jobs.  For some reason, though, it always seems that police officers and firefighters have the kinkiest reputations.

After a couple of drinks we headed over to Budda’s.  I was a unicorn, and since I was attractive, sexy, bisexual, and unattached, I was the highly coveted holy grail of swinging.

It turned out that Matt and Laura are one of the most well known swinging couples in all of Hampton Roads.  They knew everyone, and everyone knew them.  Initially I got Robert situated on a bar stool next to one of the couples we had met earlier.  I could see that Robert had an eye on the female who had a rather bohemian/hippie thing going on.  I told him I would be back shortly.

I was immediately whisked up into the crowd, being introduced to person after person.  I had missed this!  The attendees at this meet and greet were a very touchy-feely group.  I had been kissed by any number of men and women, had my ass grabbed, and asked to participate in many after party get-togethers.

 I had no realization that I had basically abandoned Robert to the wolves.  Robert is an extremely gregarious guy, but he was very much out of his element.  I think I even called him a downer or something of that nature due to his reclusive determination not to leave his seat at the bar.  After a couple of drinks, I returned to Robert and asked him for a kiss.  He was not amused.  In fact, I think he said, “I’m not kissing you after every man in here has had his tongue down your throat.”  I realized then that he really did not have any concept of how the swinging lifestyle worked and why my attempt to bring him into the fold was such a disaster.

I needed a cigarette, and it just so happened that the strip club attached was a smoking establishment.  I took advantage of my cigarette time to peruse the women on the poles.  While most were attractive, they seemed very jaded.  And very young.  I actually prefer men and women in the 35-55 age range.  I mean, come on, I have a child older than some of these dancers.

Returning from my cigarette break, I was introduced to a very attractive man.  I recognized him, but he did not immediately recognize me.  Along with my single profiles on swinging and sex sites, I had also had a profile for a while on Match.com.  I met a few men and women from that site, but they never amounted to anything substantial.

But here was a man who was practically drooling over me.  I said to him, “You don’t remember me, do you?”

He looked at me and replied, “Should I?”

“Well, I know your name and where you work,” I said laughingly.

Apparently he then took a closer look and responded, “Jesus Christ!  Is that you, Tracy?”

When I affirmed that it was indeed me, he was gobsmacked (I love that word)!  We had gone on a pleasant date about a month prior, but I never heard from him again.  Con went on to confide, “I enjoyed our date, but you seemed rather vanilla for me.”

I laughed out loud at that.  Me, vanilla?  That will teach him to judge.  Although he had a woman with him, to whom I was introduced, he followed me around most of the night.  I found the whole thing uproariously funny.  I’ve never been on a date where someone found me vanilla, at least to my knowledge.

I made it back to Robert who was looking increasingly uncomfortable.  He didn’t feel at all able to mingle, dance, or play around.  I admit that I was a bit annoyed.  Truth be told, though, I had really left him to fend for himself in an unfamiliar world because I was getting my ego stroked.  He wanted to leave.  I didn’t, but I caved since he was getting quite irritated.

The night confirmed that I was smack dab back in the middle of the lifestyle.  I was riding high, feeling like the toast of the town, very full of myself.  I probably annoyed the hell out of Robert.